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Words do this to us. They feed us even before we see. They build expectations. They are things too. And they lead us to see other things in a certain way. Words activated like and paired with the visual are the message.

Madonna v. Miley: Fantasy Smackdown

Andrea Chesney

 Everyone knows what Miley’s been doing. So what's up with the M-name who preceded her? Madonna has written an article for Harper's Bazaar that talks about her life before fame. She says:

If I can't be daring in my work or the way I live my life, then I don't really see the point of being on this planet.

So what would they talk about? We imagine it this way:

M2:  Look at my pictures that Uncle Terry shot! I am more than twerking! See! I am daring too, y'all! It’s why I am on the charts! I think we did video too I was sleeping from something I ate, like, I don’t know what! But it was sorta my idea 'n stuff!

M1:  Oh please, he told you what to do. I am the one telling people what to do. I thought of concepts that still freak people out. I reinvented myself flawlessly every few months and stunned the entire world each time. You have one costume gig with discount children’s swimwear from, what is that, Burlington Coat Factory?

M2:  I thunk of things too! Like when I turned around there and with the can on my corn muffin there! And the teddy bears? That was mine too!

M1:  Oh please. It’s like a holiday dance in a Target aisle.

M2:  Is not! Look at my boobs there when I am all posing, like! ha!

M1:  Add a bulls eye, and it’s a decorate your dorm room sale.

M2:  No one is doing this but me! And sort of Rihanna. And Katy. But I am the one with the tongue and I have my own cartoon face logo!

M1:  I ruled Argentina and did a book people still won't admit that they own. Lose the sushi hair style and call me when you have a musical sex with an international doctor army on top of the Empire State building while burning a Pottery Barn catalog, a pile of Girl Scout cookies and Uggs using a SmartWater bottle filled with the world’s sadness as an everlasting torch for change. Until then, stand on the edge of my planet.

M2:  .......