One day, the handsome man we live with, a man who holds top degrees and can quote things in Latin and know what the football refs will call before they call it, looked up from his special full-on Sunday morning repast in all his magnificence and said thoughtfully, “You know, it would be great if the house smelled like bacon every day.”
Well. It’s going on Christmas, dear, when anything is possible! And Seattle’s own Archie McPhee store will help us, because there is only so much Oscar Meyer we are willing to cook. Spoiler: you are good, you will get this: Archie McPhee Bacon Body Wash. As their copy promises, it’s “like washing with breakfast.” And we don’t want to be all gender-specific here. If you are a woman who likes some bacon too (mmm BLT with avocado), go for it.