Playing inside your head or your house: "I WANT NO MORE COOKIES" “I WANT NO MORE CANDY!” Don't keep buying it. "Why don't we have candy and cookies?" Eat an entire bag of candy corn and half a bag of Reese's I had hidden for Halloween. Damn it! No more, this is cheap candy anyway. We are 70% German imported chocolate people, not this. But KitKat is different. So are Reece's cups. There is maybe food value. How can I stay in shape with a shelf of candy and cookies? It is for Halloween. So hide it. My stomach feels sick. No more. Good. I want just one. Why do you have to use scissors on these stupid bags? Look what’s in here. These are small, so two. I will leave two more out for later. So do we HAVE cookies or not. Yes. With coffee? Yes, one. We shouldn’t be buying cookies, sick of them, not good for us. I WANT NO MORE OF THESE. No more this shite makes me feel gross. Put them away. I told you: don’t buy anymore. I didn’t buy them to buy them. I bought them for HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN IS IN LIKE A DAY. WHERE IS THE DAMNED CANDY? Halloween is over! Put the candy away. Candy corn is the devil's nipples, get it away from me! Fructose!! Does Victoria Beckham have a perfume named Fructose? Should she? It's cold out: where is the pumpkin damn pie? Where are the Christmas cookies?